twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
771,560 notes · 8 hours ago

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

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urban-prada:

TELL ME THEY’RE NOT CUTE

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

446,452 notes · 1 day ago